Bizzarro WoW: That guy again!

Posted by - September 30th, 2011

When I was young and more noobish than I am today, I rolled a night elf warrior. On an RP server.

He was full of ambition to charge forth and slay this or that in defense of his homeworld, or hometree, or something.

He dutifully killed imps and spiders, dying several times along the way, eagerly lapping up the rewards and kind words of his quest givers.

And then came the fateful day that he left the relative safety of the Shadow Glen (not terribly safe back then with all the red mobs and me having less than half a clue of what the fuck I was doing) and headed out on the road to Dolonaar, carrying some satchel of goods for the innkeep there.

Lo and behold, I came by some poor, disagreeable fellow requesting my aid. He spoke strangely and seemed rather amused at the prospect of my aid.

But I carried out the tasks he set before me and graciously accepted his rewards.

Not wanting to keep the proprietor of the inn waiting any longer, I hastened to my destination.

Once there, I was greeted by even more people clamoring for my services.

All except one.

She was filled with disdain and contempt that one of our kind had stooped to aid a satyr. My actions weighed heavy in the eyes of my people and I needed to atone for my transgression.

Wait. What?

You mean not every quest giver is on my side?

Shut the front door.

Was I supposed to *not* take the quest?

OMG. This is going to be one of those games. One of those games where I just wanted to see what was sparkling on the bookshelf, I didn’t want to steal the book and why can’t I put it back now?!?!?!?!?!

I eventually came to terms with the tiny betrayal and realized that it was part of the normal flow of the quest line for the area. I was pleased to see that he eventually got what was coming to him and considered the chapter closed.

Subsequent characters would accept his quests, smirking the whole while.

Yeah, you think it’s funny now, bitch. Wait until I’m a few levels higher and we’ll see who’s laughing then.

And now in the present, with my Bizzarro stable of toons, I was happy to run across his familiar face after the Cataclysm.

I took his quests and chuckled to myself, knowing that I would be the instrument of his demise.

Proceed to Dolonaar and face the wrath of the related quest giver.

Yes, I helped the satyr. Yes, I am ashamed. Just tell me how to fix it.

And so a few fel pinecones later and he is an irritated amphibian with numbered days.

Or so I thought.

Many of the quests were eerily similar but most involved a LOT less running back and forth and to and fro.

Finally I get the closing quest to enter the city and present the moonwell water to Tyrande.

I look about in confusion.

But, but, but… that satyr… he’s still ALIVE.

There’s a moonwell and he’s splashing about in it and defiling it and I need to stop him…

I’M SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM, DAMNIT!!!!!

Head hung in shame at not being able to complete my vengeance against his trickery and deceit, I enter the city.

Tyrande is pleased with the offering and a nearby sentinel beckons me over.

She informs me that there is work for adventurers like me over in Lor’Danel.

I agree to travel there and offer what assistance I could.

But really, what aid could I offer? I can’t even wrap up a quest chain with a piddly satyr running amok in the cradle of Teldrassil. He’s back there. Laughing at me. Laughing… *sob*

I make the journey to Lor’Danel and I begin questing. I rescue stranded survivors and watch the breath slip away from others for whom help did not arrive in time. (Seriously, that area was kind of depressing.)

I kill crabs and rifle through clams. I fish for a hungry worgen (didn’t that used to be a dwarf by the name of Blump?). I massacre bears and pour their innards into familiar little buzzboxes. (Although the current operator of the boxes seems to be decidedly more sober. What a shame.)

Eventually I am sent to a cave to investigate what is corrupting the bears. Along the path, I am stopped by one that knows the source of the corruption and asked to slay him.

VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

I was only level 14 when I took this quest, but with all the history I have with it, it felt just as epic as any that I’ve done at max cap in a raid.

Anyone else have an attachment to a silly little quest chain?


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Tonehammer Riq Drum KONTAKT-DVDriSO

Posted by - September 30th, 2011

Tonehammer Riq Drum KONTAKT-DVDriSO

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The traditional family of Middle Eastern (Arabic) hand percussion instruments is generally defined as an open shell frame drum with large cymbals or jingles – aka Riq Drums. It is similar in appearance and origin to a tambourine, but this broad family of specialized drums is treated as a very serious and deeply nuanced instrument class in both traditional and modern Middle Eastern, Central Asian and Eastern European music. Rather than simply being an accompaniment or backing instrument, the Rik family of drums can often take a lead or solo role. The jingles, rattles or rings are often played as a discreet component of the drum, along with a broad range of unique head and rim finger and hand articulations.
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Steampack – kids edition

Posted by - September 29th, 2011

KIDS EDITION – simpler controls (less gravity, smoother jetpack) Every gentlemen knows that money doesn’t grow on trees !! In fact, money grows near sky islands ! PIck up your steam…



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Essential Guides for Aspiring Cinematographers

Posted by - September 29th, 2011

The DLSR Cinematography Guide is available at NoFilmSchools.comIf you are just
starting out on the adventure offered by DSLR video, these resources will get you
started on your learning endeavors.




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A Journey to World War II Battlefields Part 11: Anzio

Posted by - September 29th, 2011

Author and Historian Carlo D’Este takes us to Anzio in his 11th installment of the his Journey to World War II battlefields series.


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Lunar Racer

Posted by - September 28th, 2011

Fly your spaceship and complete each race within the allowed time. More Games … More FunKids Who Played This Game Also Played Lunar Earthrise Jigsaw Puzzle Lunar Earthrise jigsaw puzzle. 4 levels…



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Sengoku – PC Game Review

Posted by - September 28th, 2011

Paradox takes aim at the Japanese Civil War with Sengoku – but can it compete with Shogun 2: Total War?


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Bethesda Reveals Skyrim Voice Cast

Posted by - September 27th, 2011

Bethesda has announced the voice cast for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, and it includes some pretty impressive talent.

Distinguished actors, actresses, and Academy Award nominees such as Max Von Sydow (The Exorcist), Christopher Plummer (The Insider), and Joan Allen (The Contender) slum it alongside some actors who will likely remain regulars on the sci-fi convention circuit (if they're lucky) like: Michael Hogan (Battlestar Galactica), Claudia Christian (Babylon 5), Vladimir Kulich (Smoking Aces). Wonder Woman Lynda Carter also appears in the game as one of the Nord heroes.

All told the game includes over 70 actors with more than 60,000 lines of dialog.

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The Necessity Of Wearing An Orange Safety Vest

Posted by - September 27th, 2011

It is regrettable, but true, that individuals simply do not know if mishaps and/or injuries may possibly befall them. However, they can consider precautions to remain safe and sound when in cases where there might be danger. One such defensive measure can be to use an orange safety vest.

Be Seen

Orange safety vests can help make it so that individuals do not get seriously hurt whenever they are in dangerous circumstances. The vests contain reflective materials that will make them extremely visible even in the evening. There are many different situations by which people today might choose to wear this protective clothing, and following are a handful of those scenarios.

Beneficial In Traffic

To start with, safety vests and safety tshirt are incredibly valuable when individuals are bicycling in traffic or even riding on a motorcycle. Too many times, especially in the dark, it can be quite difficult for drivers to see bikers or motorcyle drivers. Even those who have remarkable eyesight generally have problems with seeing after dark. However, when bikers wear an orange safety vest, they can are more apparent to drivers while driving.

Working At Night

Joggers or persons that like to walk in the evening as well as early morning hours will benefit from being dressed in safety vests. People on the streets can be very hard for motorists to see at these times through the day and nights. Yet, anytime the pedestrians are dressed in these types of vests, motorists can easily see them and prevent any accidental injuries.

Building Work

There are numerous careers where men and women might be at risk of injuries. A few of these careers are construction individuals as well as interstate crews. These people are required to put on protective clothes such as safety vests. Although regulations for protective garments could differ from one occupation to another, safety vests are most often essential for almost any work where there might be a chance of injuries of staff members.

Additional Uses

In addition, hunters can likewise benefit from the usage of orange safety vests. It can also be very dangerous for hunters when they do not dress in protective clothing, and there have been a great number of dangerous disasters when ever they don’t. It can be rather easy for hunters to mix up a different hunter for prey, and the results can be extremely horrible indeed. Yet, if hunters protect themselves by putting on safety vests, there won’t be any mistaking them for wildlife from the natural environment .

Additional Styles

While protective vests consist of a number of colors which can include bright yellow, green or orange; the majority of people use orange as it tends to stick out greater in virtually any setting at any time through the day or evening. People might also decide to decide to purchase a vest with hoops or elastic. These vests conveniently may be found in a variety of sizes complement most any individual, and they can be found in nearly all sporting goods store or section.

Five awesome TV shows which should be five awesome games

Posted by - September 27th, 2011


It’s a very rare occasion indeed when game developers take it upon themselves to craft engaging licensed games. Normally when a company lands the rights to develop a game based on a popular TV, movie or comic property, what you get is complete and utter rubbish. The game developers figure that the licensed property has an established fanbase who will buy the game regardless of its quality, and are left with pockets full of cash. Whilst that fanbase we talked about; well, they’re left with a poor or mediocre product and an overwhelming sensation of frustration.

But there are some rare occasions when developers who are truly passionate about the property put in the time and the effort necessary to craft a quality game. It seems that everyone thinks of Batman: Arkham Asylum when making this argument, and hell; they’re right to do so. Batman: Arkham Asylum is the shining example of the licensed game done right. All any Batman fan ever wanted was to play a game that made him or her feel like Batman, and although that sounds easy enough, it seemed to be nigh impossible. Until, that is, Rocksteady came along. The company blew everyone away with Batman: Arkham Asylum, and gave me hope for the future of licensed games.

How far does this hope go? To the point where I believe that out there, somewhere, there is a game developer just waiting to make truly epic games out of some of my favorite TV shows. If the necessary time and effort are put in, these five awesome shows could be five awesome games of the future.

Editor’s Note: Yes, yes, we know: both Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead are set for videogame releases. Consider Joey’s narrative on those two games as reasons why the development of those games is an excellent idea.

1: Nikita


Nikita is the badass superspy who just keeps on giving. Nikita first reared her gorgeous head and designer shoes back in 1990, in the French thriller Nikita, from Luc Besson. The movie is awesome, and a U.S. remake titled Point of No Return soon followed. A Canadian TV Series was developed in 1997 – La Femme Nikita – and, just recently, the CW network in the U.S. decided to revisit the Nikita universe with their new 2010 series, which ended its first season a few months ago. Moral: people can’t seem to get enough of the sexy assassin with the peculiar name.

So what’s all the fuss about? Well, if you’ve never been exposed to any of the shows or movies listed above, I’m happy to fill you in, but seriously; get a decent cable company to visit your house. Our heroine’s story goes something like this: she was a girl at the end of her tether, a young junkie tried and convicted for murder, with nothing to look forward to. Desperate, Nikita accepts the offer of a mysterious organisation; they’ll get her out of jail, in exchange for her “services”. Said organisation, known in the current series as Division, proceeds to train Nikita as an assassin and all-around general badass spy. Everything is fine and proper (people are being killed and the bosses are happy), until Nikita falls in love and develops a conscience. Division proceeds to execute the obvious solution, and assassinates Nikita’s fiancé. Now the top Division agent has gone rogue, and is on a one-woman mission to take down Division.

Martial arts, gunplay and spy tech gadgets all play a role, and they’re all awesome. Also, Maggie Q plays Nikita. Yup; I don’t even like girls and I think she’s hot-tastic. This show is incredibly stylish, packed to the brim with highly-cinematic action sequences and featuring more twists and turns than a Mexican soap opera. The recipe for an incredible videogame is set; put this puppy in the oven for an hour and bake to perfection.

What needs to transition from the show to the game is the stylish action. Nikita is very capable with guns, but also highly adept with martial arts. Few games have been able to tackle a marriage between the two elements, but with Arkham Asylum-esque fistplay and stealth, coupled with some Uncharted gunplay and all mixed in with the face of Maggie Q, I don’t see what the holdup is.

Another important element is the story. With just one season under its belt, Nikita has gained some rabid fans; we care about this girl, and if we’re going to devote hours to playing a game, the character must be on an adventure we care about as well. Suggestion: the show kicked off with Nikita already outside of Division – how about we play as a rookie Nikita learning the ropes, right up to her fantastic escape from the Division compound? Yup, that’d be epic.

I’ll take my commission in cash, please.

2: Game of Thrones


Okay, so I’m not going to sit here upon my nerd throne and pretend that I read all the books in the A Song of Fire and Ice series, which the HBO series Game of Thrones is based upon. Heck, I wasn’t even aware that the series existed until I started watching the show. However, that said, oh my freaking God this show is amazeballs.

Set in the Kingdom of Westeros, a mediaeval land filled with intrigue and swords, Game of Thrones should be considered the slightly more grounded cousin of The Lord of the Rings. Like Nikita, Game of Thrones just ended its first season, and with the incredible production value and raw nature HBO is known for, it’s promising to be a keeper. Intrigue is the name of the game here, with fantasy and magic playing second fiddle, as everyone who’s worth knowing is seemingly after control of the Iron Throne of the Westeros Kingdom. But underneath all the intrigue, you have dragons raising in the east and mysterious creatures threatening to attack from the north. The stage is set for awesome, and I like my awesome in an interactive flavour where possible.

The Game of Thrones mythos is so expansive – there are five books in the series of novels already, with a sixth on the way – that there are hundreds of places from which to draw inspiration story-wise. If it were up to me, I’d go with an action-RPG game, along the lines of the Elder Scrolls series. Cast the main characters of the show in supporting roles, and let the player run wild in the Kingdom of Westeros. Perhaps defend the throne? Or maybe fend off an attack from the North? Add the possibility of shifting your allegiances and you’ve got yourself a game wealthy in content.

3: Fringe


First things first. Fringe is an incredibly high-quality sci-fi show, and if you have any interest whatsoever in the genre, you should be watching this show. Get on it.

The show follows a haphazard team of FBI agents who investigate strange cases related to Fringe Science topics – everything from telepathy to astral projection, and even time travel. What makes the show so special is its main underlying plot. In the world of Fringebeware, explorer, spoilers lie ahead – there is more than one of everything, as our characters discover that they exist in one of two parallel universes. For reasons I’m not going to get into now, the wall between the two universes is cracking, causing more and more Fringe events. In one universe this leads to strange accidents and mysterious deaths; in the other, catastrophic events such as black holes.

Fringe does have its fair share of gunplay, and this could conceivably play a role in the game. However, what really drives the show is the investigation the characters undertake into every fringe event, so if I had my way a Fringe game would be a sort of Heavy Rain-type adventure game, with each Fringe Event being an investigation the player must solve. Couple this with some cinematic action sequences and the ability to shoot up the show’s nasty shapeshifters, and a gameplay style true to the show could be crafted.

As for the story, the game developers could take full advantage of both universes, letting us play with our heroine, Agent Olivia Dunham, in both planes of reality. Perhaps the dual Olivias could be investigating fringe events in both universes which are related somehow, caused by the a mysterious big bad. There are plenty of moments within the second and third seasons which could be placed into a potential videogame’s storyline, without messing with the show’s continuity. If done right, this would be one worthwhile game for Fringe fans and non-fans alike.

4: Supernatural


Sam and Dean Winchester are just your typical all-American boys, brothers who have decided to pick up the family business. What is the craft their dad so lovingly handed down to the Winchester boys?

Demon hunting. Hell yeah.

The Winchester brothers travel across the good old U.S.A. in their trusty 1967 Impala, crossing paths with everything from vampires to ghosts to angels. That’s right, these boys have fought (and defeated) angels. How’s that for a résumé? Given the way that the narrative of the show is structured, the game can be faithful to the show’s mythos whilst still creating an original and engaging story. As long as the nature of Sam and Dean’s relationship is maintained, and the brothers’ interactions ring true to series fans, it should all work out.

As for the game style, I can see Supernatural being a sort of open-world game, featuring maybe two towns and a city, like the Assassin’s Creed series. The Winchester brothers could ride into town chasing a big bad, and find that there are all sorts of supernatural phenomena to deal with along the way, nicely opening up the game to main story missions and sidequests. Combat should be handled like a third-person shooter, although the game’s developers must make sure to offer the right weapons for the task; not all demons are created equally, after all, and the same kind of kill shouldn’t work on all of them.

5: The Walking Dead


Based on an incredibly awesome comic series, the folk at AMC have given us an incredibly awesome show as well. All I’m asking for? An incredibly awesome game to boot.

In The Walking Dead, the inevitable zombie apocalypse – it’s certain to happen sooner or later – has hit, and the world as we know it has basically ended. In other words, the shit has hit the fan. Our hero is Rick Grimes, a deputy in a small town in the state of Kentucky, who wakes from a coma only to find that the world has ended. He sets out to find his son and wife and succeeds, joining a small group of survivors, who continue to try and do just that: survive.

Zombies are old hat by now, true, but what sets The Walking Dead apart is its heart. I’m talking a zombie game with an actual human, heartfelt storyline, something that Resident Evil, for all its triumphs, could never accomplish. Our hero is not just trying to kill some zombies and score some headshots; he’s trying to protect a group of people that depend on him. If this can be translated into the game, the stakes are automatically higher.

But, then again, maybe the game doesn’t have to follow the story of Rick Grimes. It could just as well be set in the same world, and follow a new group of survivors. If the emotional undercurrent of the show can be established by the game developers with a new group of survivors, then I would have no complaints. Besides, we’re all waiting for the zombie game to end all zombie games; it might as well be based on the best zombie-related property out there.

So there you have it guys; the five TV shows which I think could make worthy transitions into our gaming libraries. Have any shows of your own you’d like to add, or maybe you’d like to tweak with the ideas for the shows listed above? Sound off below.




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